Category Archives: Random-mostly funny

What were they thinking?

Just wanted to share a sign I saw in a café in Berlin (Germany). It’s a sandwich place, and kind of “American style” (e.g. the don’t sell german bread – they sell bagels … etc). What I don’t really get … Continue reading

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Awesome things found around the world – the PENIS SOAP!

Ok, before anything else I would have to give some credits to my dear friend Liz here, because she was the one who introduced me to them (and I know you might check my blog as I all the time … Continue reading

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If i would ever get pregnant from eating olives I would …

OK, I know, this does not make very much sense, because of course (as you are not retarded) you know you don’t get pregnant from Olives. However, I always thought I would ONLY like Olives once I get pregnant, and … Continue reading

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I like Olives – therefore I am…. Pregnant?????????

Food, I love food! I wish I liked more food than I actually like. I have a secret list of food I call “grown-up-food” that I would like to learn to like, because it just looks so good, and all … Continue reading

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Can SOMEBODY please help me????

OK, so NO, this is NOT a scream for help (even though getting some help on getting internet-famous is of course appreciated and very welcomed), it is more like the truth about how SOMEBODY completely ruined parts of my childhood. When … Continue reading

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How to speak 50% German in 5 minutes

For someone not being native in German and mainly having studied the Latin languages (think French, Spanish, Italian…) learning German might seem like mission impossible. But do not fear, I have found THE WAY! And generous as I AM, I … Continue reading

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Do you speak real-estate?

I start to see my life as something that looks like a lot of spirals, connected to each other, but always starting over and over… meaning more or less, move to some random country, learn the language a bit, get … Continue reading

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Hello, Barley Beer, thank you, yes yes, very good, good bye – Language Reflections Part II

I could never imagine traveling somewhere without communicating with the local people, and so far, it never happened – on the contrary, I am usually busy talking to people all the time. So, does that mean that: a. I only … Continue reading

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I-phone, U-phone… NEW PHONE !!!

Cell phones, Mobile phones, Smart phones, I phones, U phones… You name it. I am a little bit ashamed to admit that I’m not totally up to date with this specific technological device and I have NOW, finally, came to … Continue reading

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Language reflections part I

As I can’t really let go of the Choo-toilet from yesterday, I have to write a few words about one of my big passions – languages. The way to communicate with people, and logically, the more of them you speak, … Continue reading

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